NEW YORK, NY - 2/26/08 - The editors of Schoolhouse News shamelessly featured a photograph of Paris Hilton in a bald-faced attempt to attract readers to their website today. The photo accompanied an article announcing that Schoolhouse News will relaunch its popular website after a long, inexplicable hiatus. In a further attempt to attract readers, the article also made references to Britney Spears, American Senior Idol, Vicki Iseman, the Ohio Debate, Rick Springfield, Bill Cunningham, Starbucks closings, Jennifer Flowers, gay sex, Prozac and Howard Stern.
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